Poker Jokes
Borrowed Money
Buckshot was a compulsive gambler, and would bet on anything and everything; horses, dogs, football, baseball, basketball, snooker and even soccer games. When Buckshot was down to his last dollar, he went to his best friend and said Jim, I need 1000 dollars, we have no food, I owe rent, the kids need jeans for school, and the wife will not leave the house because we have bad checks at all the stores. Can you help me out?
So his best buddy gave him 2000 dollars to get him ahead, but on one condition, that he does not use the money for gambling. Buckshots reply was Oh, I have money put away for that.
Playing Poker with Dog
Judith walked into her living room and saw her brother playing Poker with their dog. “Amazing!” she sputtered. “This must be the smartest dog in the history of the world!” “He’s not so smart,” her brother mumbled. “I’ve beaten him three out of five games so far.”
Tarot Card Poker
I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.
4 for Poker
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
We need a fourth for poker, said the friend.
I will be right over, whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, Is it serious?
Oh yes, quite serious, said the doctor gravely. In fact, there are three doctors there already!
Pizza Poker
Q: What’s the difference between a professional poker player and a large pepperoni pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
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